Egg and Bacon
Up rose a waft of egg and bacon. From my gut that is now achin’. Then a scent of baked beans. That …
Pure Pooetry
The Caganer
El Caganer squats in the middle of the field. Pants around ankles, soil ready to yield. The tradition says all …
Pure Pooetry
Innocent Until Poopin’ Guilty
In a dystopian future, farts have been outlawed. But I’m a wind and law breaker and I get a bit …
Pure Pooetry
Baked Beans
Beans beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you poop! Watch me shoot from my fleshy hoop! …
Pure Pooetry
