The Number of The Bog
Menacing fart clouds predict an ominous storm. An ancient evil prophecy is about to be born. Now I’m dropping a …
Pure Pooetry
Wait Your Turn
Excuse me but I cannot help you right now. Something urgent has become known to my bowels. I’m very sorry …
Pure Pooetry
Pooetry Tag: Part 2
A toast to those of us who boast about bathroom poetry we post. Seated on the throne using our phones …
Pure Pooetry
Onomato-poo-eia: Part 2
Ah, the musical sounds from the loo. A RRIIIIIPPPP, a KERPLOP, and a poo. They are not in the billboard …
Pure Pooetry
Number Two: Part 2
A second poop in such quick succession. The number two must be an obsession. Nah, this is just a silly …
Pure Pooetry
