This prickly pear, I can hardly bare. It’s wet and it’s thick, and it’s stuck in my hair. I give …

The wind was the precursor to this dump. It shot out with fury such a MASSIVE clump. My butthole was …

Do you ever have to do a pee, But it’s dark and you can’t see? It’s too late and you’re …

To kick things off the wind began to blow. Eventually a brown began to slowly grow. It was shaped like …

A greasy chuddnik began to poke. So I dropped my dacks and put on my cloak. But suddenly chuddnik got …

Race down on the Shitty Slip n Slide. Go for a sloppy, brown ride. You’ve go no cheeks to hide, Cos you’ll …

I got into my favourite position. And aimed my coight with deadly precision. I relaxed my anus and let it …

This borry was ruthless, wet and savage. My poor little anus it did ravage. A spike of pain and I …

Not easily written, is this pooem. My anus it stutters, it’s hardly spewin’. A violent lurch, the chasm gapes. And out …

Sorry, this is too much info, I know… But I hate a ticklish shit, it blows! I sit and wait …

Go to the poo bakery, buy a turd cakery. It’s choc full of clumpy brown snakery. Wear a napkin, your …

I’m busting so bad my cheeks start to froth. This is an emergency, I’m touching cloth. Head toward the restroom …

Imagine you’re a little pubic hair. Falling into the bowl, you despair. Suddenly darkness shrouds your world. Lungs fill with …