The Royal Flush
King Shit rules from his porcelain throne. And I the lowly servant wipe his tailbone. Cleaning the royal dunnies are …
Pure Pooetry
Better Not Slip
Last night’s burger was delicious and nice. But this morning my rectum is paying the price. My gut felt normal, …
Pure Pooetry
Chocolate Whip
Porcelain filled to the brim. All deposits into the swim. Actually, more like a drown. In the bowl nothing but …
Pure Pooetry
Bogsing Day
I’m surrounded by crapping paper, Christmas is over. My belly is full and I’ve got the world’s worst hangover. Yesterday …
Pure Pooetry
