Brace For Impact
Clutch the seat and brace for impact. Too long has this stool been compact. And now it’s time to let …
Pure Pooetry
A Day at The Orifice
Upon the glorious throne, I sit. To ponder life and take a shit. I hardly slept last night a wink. …
Pure Pooetry
Shades of Brown
I’m gonna haveta sign up to one of these gyms. I’m not dropping enough solid Slim Jims. I’ve been told …
Pure Pooetry
