Scrub-a-Doo-Doo
Just now I used the toilet brush. I had to expunge a skid of mush. Left there by my own …
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Shapely Abstract
I just released a massive deuce. A mushy mound from my caboose. But this wasn’t just any sour mash. It …
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On The Wall
While taking a dump, it caught my eye. Something on the wall, and not a fly. And it wasn’t graffiti …
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Crappy Klaxon
A bellowing burst of gas suddenly erupts. Rudely into the conversation it interrupts. This blaring klaxon has a deafening echo. …
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Skids Skids Skids
Skids galore, I deplore. Don’t leave that shit on the floor. Dirty stain, is a pain. Making a mess you …
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The Fecal Serpent
A long brown jelly snake, left my anus and made the bowl shake. This fearsome creature only seldom seen, from …
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