Heavy Dump at Dusk
Sitting on the throne late one evening… I felt a shudder as the brown was leaving. This dump at dusk …
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The Running Marathon
Is this a marathon? I think I’ve got the runs… And believe you me this isn’t at all fun. Within …
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The Big Shattering Trouble
Whoever says size does not matter… Has never seen their deuce do a bowl shatter. I just released a mighty …
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We Need a Plumber
Someone better call a plumber… Because my bowels awoke from their slumber! Toxic waste rained down with tremendous splatter. I’m …
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The Public Enemy
I hurried off to take a poo. Looking for the nearest loo. The cramp grew strong and increased in pain. …
Pure Pooetry
