Caca-Cursed
I awoke to that dreaded feeling. Stomach spun and I was reeling. The inner churn began around 3:30. An AM …
I awoke to that dreaded feeling. Stomach spun and I was reeling. The inner churn began around 3:30. An AM …
Honestly, I’ve never pooped in a sock… But the opposite might get pipes blocked. Before I sat down to take …
This is a tale to lament the porcelain gleam. Now met its end by lumps of brown and green. Once …
Menacing fart clouds predict an ominous storm. An ancient evil prophecy is about to be born. Now I’m dropping a …
My porcelain throne is empty like the streets. Until now my ass had issued a retreat! This shiny bowl, oh …
I’m so damn proud of what I just produced… An indescribable torpoodo from my caboose. I heard the warning sirens …
This poop has been a long time in the making. For ages, my insides have been baking. And now it’s …