Feigned Relief
I grimaced then peaked and felt such relief. Cos prior I’d done what ladies call a queef. I’d feared my undies …
Pure Pooetry
Christening The Crapper
You may not believe this story that I tell… Because you did not witness the horrific smell. But trust me …
Pure Pooetry
The One That Got Away
The brown mule was kicking, letting me know… I needed a throne fast so to a throne I did go. …
Pure Pooetry
Storms a Brewin’
One eerie night the wind did blow. The wind outside and the wind below. Outside was cold but inside was …
Pure Pooetry
What Goes Up Must Come Down
The wait was long but I found relief. I was finally able to plant my cheeks. The turd was brewing …
Pure Pooetry
The Shattering Girth
A girthy log just left my ass. It shattered the porcelain like it was glass. I had to push because …
Pure Pooetry
