Smear Campaign
A sickening smear campaign. And a sudden brown rain. Ended my poolitical career. Bad mouthed by diarrhea. That my bowels …
Pure Pooetry
Anacondung
The inner Mr. Whippy is curled inside my gut. In a moment it will uncoil and spew out from my …
Pure Pooetry
Poolitical III: Movers and Shakers
Here come the movers and shakers. They are the sinister bowl breakers. Shattering your rights and fecal freedom. Controlling our …
Pure Pooetry
End The War on Bogs
The war on bogs has been a complete failure. All it’s pooduced is a terrible rectal flavour. Now and then …
Pure Pooetry
