Constipating Erosion
Let me see if I can concentrate… While I try to pass this constipate. It’s been troubling me most of …
Pure Pooetry
The Problematic Dangler
I went to poop and felt enormous pain… This poop was too large to enter the porce-lain. Tremendous in girth …
Pure Pooetry
Rectaliation
It is hereby my duty to uphold the sacred doodie. The ancient tradition of making brown smoothie. But also to …
Pure Pooetry
The Wind and Brass Section
A trumpeting start… To this huge shart. No, it wasn’t in bed… Nor in your head. It was a loud …
Pure Pooetry
