Kind of Corny
Why is it so difficult for corn to digest? When it comes to pooping it’s not like the rest. Sometimes …
R.I.P. Rest in Poop
A despicable porcelain left to rot. Still filled with a stinking brown grot. The flusher broken, long in disrepair. Left …
A Poo Lost in Time
Feels like aeons since I shat. My bowel has grown quite fat. I take the porcelain throne. Release the ancient …
