Caca-Cursed
I awoke to that dreaded feeling. Stomach spun and I was reeling. The inner churn began around 3:30. An AM …
Pure Pooetry
Tailpipe Troubles
I’ve got a brown log stuck in the tailpipe. I can’t remove it, even with a wipe. It only pushed …
Pure Pooetry
The Loose Bowels
The loose bowels did bleat an unsettling howl… Followed by a spluttering from its wet jowls. I peeked at the …
Pure Pooetry
Fecal Limbo
This poop is on the cusp of leaving. But I’m still sitting here heaving. I clench and flex but nothing …
Pure Pooetry
Offensive Stink
Such an offensive stink. Just left my hole of pink. It was in no way a warning. Cos I’d already …
Pure Pooetry
