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Here’s a seasonal experience much too awful… I just pooped out a whole Christmas bauble! If it had cracked, I’d …

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Earlier today I drank milk that was spoiled. I thought “only two days passed” I won’t recoil. But I was …

Pure Pooetry

With a loud resounding POOTOHEY… I violently fired a brown gooey. With such a high-speed rectal blast… In a speckled …

Pure Pooetry

Here’s a terrible story from my butthole to you. About a white choc coffee turned hellish goo. I dunno what …

Pure Pooetry