No Pain, No Poop
Here’s a story of the most heinous of shites. A mighty bog battle, the worst of all fights. I had …
Pure Pooetry
An Awful Hatching
You’d better start the fan and light a match. Cos something awful from my rear did hatch. Hanging in the …
Pure Pooetry
Not a Moment Poo Soon
Move your ass! I gotta plant mine! My butt is about to flood the slime! This is an urgent, no-joke …
Pure Pooetry
