Caca-Cursed
I awoke to that dreaded feeling. Stomach spun and I was reeling. The inner churn began around 3:30. An AM …
Pure Pooetry
Minding My Own Business
Here I am minding my own business… When my bowels think it’s Christmas. What’s happening? Is it a party or …
Pure Pooetry
The Silent Fiend
At long last I’m all alone. Sitting quietly on the throne. The sound of silence is such relief… Like an …
Pure Pooetry
The Ghastly Appoorition Returns
The ghastly appoorition has returned. My bowels have simply not learned. I failed to eat well. My rear emits a …
Pure Pooetry
The H.S.POO
Last night I ordered some Uber Eats. With no intention of creating a fecal beast. I ordered myself the Halal …
Pure Pooetry
