Disco Defecation: Redux
An ankle monitor to keep me honest. So my behaviour is strictly modest. I’ve been banned from every club. No …
Pure Pooetry
Don’t Crack The Shits
Sometimes we get frustrated and need to let off steam. The key is not to fill your pants with brown …
Pure Pooetry
Pathetic Pooetry No More!
We haven’t penned a rhyme in quite a while. This lack of caca-creativity really isn’t our style. We need to …
Pure Pooetry
