beer – Pure Pooetry

Wow… the size of that deuce was truly epic. Almost as huge as this current pandemic. The ghastly smell made …

Pure Pooetry

The Evil Trio – Salsa, Milk, Beer

Playing a stinking tune with my rear. Not quite beautiful music to my ears. Spicy hot steamer bringing on tears. …

Pure Pooetry

There I was bent over cheeks a quiver. Trying to squeeze the gunk from my liver. Right when I thought …

Pure Pooetry

I feel all backed up and plugged. Poossibly all the beer I’ve chugged. Plus the mountains of junk food. It’s …

Pure Pooetry

This pud’s for you! A liquid steaming poo. You won’t get drunk. It’s just rear spunk. This frothy number two. …

Pure Pooetry

Here I sit doing my duty, This grog bog is my sworn doodie. The night before was a real bender, …

Pure Pooetry