Disco Defecation: Redux
An ankle monitor to keep me honest. So my behaviour is strictly modest. I’ve been banned from every club. No …
Pure Pooetry
A Stink To End All Stinks
I just created the world’s worst stink. A reeking that made me second think… What have I done? I feel …
Pure Pooetry
The Circle of Life
My undies feel a bit wet. So naturally I start to fret. I decide to take a quick dump. And …
Pure Pooetry
