Drop The Brown Anchor Me Farties!
A jolly good scrubbing was in order… After I polluted the lower deck water. The whole damn crew would grin …
Pure Pooetry
Take A Bow
The spitting and the splatting… Came the spluttery shatting. The claggy and the gooey. My rear feels a bit spewy. …
Pure Pooetry
250 P.S.I.
Feeling great pressure I opened the gate of chud. And filled the bowl with rectal mud. It was backed with …
Pure Pooetry
Harebrained
What a hair brained scheme. To think I could poo without being seen. But alas this toilet is made of …
Pure Pooetry
