The Double Handed Wipe
This is a tale to lament the porcelain gleam. Now met its end by lumps of brown and green. Once …
Pure Pooetry
Undies in a Bunch
I’m perched on the porcelain, slumped in a hunch. Trying to poop but my undies are in a bunch. I …
Pure Pooetry
Pure Pooetry Rules!
We don’t care what the haters think. We write pooems and of course they stink! But amongst the rubble there’s …
Pure Pooetry
Brown Blaster
You know what would be an utter disaster? While driving, unleashing the brown blaster. I’m talking about an explosion of …
Pure Pooetry
