Brownly Betrayed
We’ve had quite the cold snap. But suddenly I need to crap. I don’t wanna freeze my cheeks, they’ll get …
Pure Pooetry
Stand To Attention
Women complain we often miss.Yet I never felt Posideon’s Kiss. Cos I’m a dead shot, a winning bullseye. I’m a hole …
Pure Pooetry
Extruding The Noodle
In the land of the blind, one-eyed man is king. But in the bowl, only the brown eye will sing. So …
Pure Pooetry
Heavy Dump at Dusk
Sitting on the throne late one evening… I felt a shudder as the brown was leaving. This dump at dusk …
Pure Pooetry
