I’m back for part number two. To take a dump all over your poo. I’ll smash my shit right on …

I’m on the loo, it’s where I sit. I try not to have a shit-fit. The stench is far beyond …

If you’re in The Forest and taking a dump, You’ll need something to wipe that rump. Having a wet and …

It’s a real bummer when taking the seat, And to find the toilet roll is incomplete. So review this list …

Sometimes your poo time is inconvenient. When the bowels aren’t being too lenient. You may be on a roll with your …

A great tragedy has advanced. I’m not talking about Paris or France, but about the brown atrocity in my pants. …

Woe is me, how lowly I stoop. Here I sit delivering this poop. My rancid lump slowly excretes. Into the …

Have you ever done a crap on a wall, Accidentally of course, haven’t we all? One day when completing my …

Off to the loo to wash my dishes. In with the poo water and the pisses. Scrub them clean with …

I was trying to shit but it wouldn’t come out. Fighting my ass, this was a terrible bout. It was …

First thing in the morning what do I do? Why, go to the toilet and take a poo! Where am …

The pressure is building, the time is right. Once I open this, you won’t believe the sight. No way I …

I have an eye for detail, And a brown eye for fecal. I hear a poop drop a mile away. …