Yankee Doodoo
Yankee Doodoo went to town, Riding on his poony. Slumped some fecal out his butt, And called it macrodoodie.
Yankee Doodoo went to town, Riding on his poony. Slumped some fecal out his butt, And called it macrodoodie.
Tell ya what, being a guy is all class, Yes girls, I know we can be crass. But there are …
One, two, take a poo. Three, four, not on the floor. Five, six, you’re shittin’ bricks! Seven, eight, nine, your fecal …
It was a gloomy evening that I spied out my window, Nothing but rain as my turtle head appeared below. Street …
The daily grind can put everyone under stress. Imagine being a rectum, life would be tough at best. Thankfully lunch …
Here I sit awaiting the drop, Praying to the almighty god of plop. I utter the sacred words of disgust, “Please …
Exit log! The log is out! The log drops! The bog blog is open! Flush! Today is SaTURDay, July 6th, and …
I went for the first bog of the day. I could tell things were amiss right away. The scent wafting …
Laying in bed I suddenly felt the urge. A rumbling below, my gases set to purge. I rolled over so …
Storming the porcelain, I’m armed to the teeth. Nostrils raised, I detected something beneath. My goal, it’s lackluster shine is …
I decided to build a mighty rocket, Just around the corner of my pocket. I started fueling it earlier in …
Believe it or not folks, this one dates back to December 2009! The Scat Man comeths. Though, let it be …
Some time ago a I wrote this lovely little pooem. I have called it “Disco Defecation” and it goes *pause* …