Shizhard Wizard Poodas – A Lady Caca Pooem
Poooooooh I’m in love with Poodas Poodas! Poo’d on us! Poodas! Poodas! Poo’d on us! Poodas! CACA When he shits …
Raining Bog – A Slayer Pooem
Trapped in poogatory A lifeless bogject, steaming Awaiting wiping Death will be it’s flushination The sky is turning brown Return to poower draws …
A Day in The Life of…
At the break of dawn, I break wind… Bowel tells me soon I’ll have sinned. So here’s a shit I take. …
The Phantom of The Opoora
One fateful, frightful gloomy night, I took a shit that became my blight. I heaved and squeezed and dropped my …
My Forgotten Shame
So… my upstairs toilet rarely gets used. I guess I used it, I’d forgotten I’d pooed. I discovered something horrendous …
Yankee Doodoo
Yankee Doodoo went to town, Riding on his poony. Slumped some fecal out his butt, And called it macrodoodie.
Brown and Gold
Tell ya what, being a guy is all class, Yes girls, I know we can be crass. But there are …
One, Two, Take A Poo…
One, two, take a poo. Three, four, not on the floor. Five, six, you’re shittin’ bricks! Seven, eight, nine, your fecal …
Gloomy Brown Rain
It was a gloomy evening that I spied out my window, Nothing but rain as my turtle head appeared below. Street …
Lunch Break
The daily grind can put everyone under stress. Imagine being a rectum, life would be tough at best. Thankfully lunch …
Brown Crown
Here I sit awaiting the drop, Praying to the almighty god of plop. I utter the sacred words of disgust, “Please …
Log Out! We’re Live!
Exit log! The log is out! The log drops! The bog blog is open! Flush! Today is SaTURDay, July 6th, and …
Lil Sprout
I went for the first bog of the day. I could tell things were amiss right away. The scent wafting …
The Elusive Fart
Laying in bed I suddenly felt the urge. A rumbling below, my gases set to purge. I rolled over so …