It’s been ages since this happened… I forgot to check before I crappened. I sat n shat, the deed was done. Then …

Constipation’s got your bowels all bent? Here’s a cure to move brown cement. Slather a helping of butter up yo crack. I …

All Aboard The Poo-Poo Train! We’ll sing along to Chocolate Rain! Life’s grand when you take this ride. Like going …

There was a man from Timbukpoo. His specialty was number two. He could blast his shit a mile high. Paint …

I have a unique bum, Poo time is always fun. With a double anal hole, I’ve two chances at the …

I sit and push, outing a shit I try. Yet only a fart is revealing, I cry. :'( Why does it …

I manage to force out a sputtering fart. Like an old car that doesn’t wanna start. This greasy engine roars into …

Sat down to shit like I usually do. And out oozed a magnificent poo. Then it hit me like a …

Brown chunder, toilet plunder, how will I get my shit to thunder? Shits a-flowin’, snakes a-growin’, south bound the turds …

Does this ever happen to you? You go for a piss and end up doing a poo. Why, it happened …

Do you ever have to do a pee, But it’s dark and you can’t see? It’s too late and you’re …