Shizhard Wizard Fecal Demise
This turd has met with it’s fecal demise! The pooping was good but the stink I despise! I swear on …
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Slavin’ Away
I’m stuck in a dead end like this compacted stool. I’ve been putting this off like a damned fool. It’s …
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Nutty Butt: Part II
Something has blocked my fecal pipe. I come up clean when I go to wipe. Those delicious cashews have struck …
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Poops, I Did it Again!
I think I did it again I made poo in more than just my pants Oh the brown It might …
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Ungodly Slurry
I had to hit the loo in a hurry. To unleash an ungodly slurry. I made it to the toilet …
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Meaty Spawn
Oh my, that was quite the meaty poo. My last meal I could smell in that goo. Rich was the …
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How Many Times?
How many times should I wipe? This isn’t a complaint nor a gripe. You see, I lose track of the …
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The Absurdity of Verse
It’s a lovely day for a bog outdoors. While I dump I scream for more. Though, these actions I do …
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In The Wild
Alone in the woods I feel the urge. It’s time to give my bowels a purge. This environment is not …
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No Poos is Bad Poos
I’ll keep this short and sweet. Unlike my brown dessert treat. We have a new section or two. As you’d expect it’s …
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Nutty Butt: Part I
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. A food barrage demands bowels defend. I’ve fallen victim to many …
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Sworn Doodie
So I go to the loo and what do I see? Someone had been right before me. The seat was …
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Tsunami of Shit
Smash that flush button. We’ll swirl beside ex-mutton. We’re ridin’ the fecal craze. Surfin’ through brown haze. We dodge nuggets …
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Epic Lumpy Brown Stinker
I’m sittin’ on the loo, doing my thing. Churning out a load but it starts to cling. A wiggle of …
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Loosey Goosey
Something I’ve eaten does not agree. It’s deep in my bowels disturbing me. I had to sneeze and felt a …
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Poo Canada
Poo Canada! Our toilet and porcelain seat! True brown lumps in all thy scats command. With groaning heaves we see …
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