Shizhard Wizard Brown Birthday Cake
At the crack of dawn I awake, And lay a brown birthday cake. So it falls out, this sour dough, …
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Sloppy Jalopy
I rush to the loo for a sloppy jalopy. Slime seeps out with a resounding ploppy. Smell is bearable if …
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See Me Run
Woe is me, I’ve got the runs. The ooze spews forth in tonnes. Something I ate has done this to …
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Unique Meal
I have an urge deep below, it’s most uneasy. My bowels are rumbling, I’m feeling queasy. I’ll rewind and tell …
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Prickly Pete / Stuck in The Mud
This blocked turd defies gravity. Stuck fast, drives me to insanity. Heaving, I grunt and groan, Then release a desperate …
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Nutty Butt: Part III
Oh my god, it’s finally happened! The fecal floodgates have awakened! After a serious bout of shitty blockage, My bowels …
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Gaseous Maximus
I’m feeling a bit of gas. It bubbles in my ass. So I dash to the loo. And drop number …
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Sweet Relief
This is another account of my reality. Where I neared my rectal mortality. The culprit in this story was dairy. …
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Moby Thick
My legs grow numb as I pen this tale. For I’m on the John as I excrete this whale. It’s …
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Plastic Bag
Here’s another tale and yes it’s true. And as usual, it’s all about poo. I have a brother, several years …
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The Apoocalypse
In the middle of a thick, wild and hairy battle. I paused to release my ass of it’s fecal cattle. …
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Shit For Shat
There’s a saying you may have heard. And I’m going to relate it back to turd. I’ve got quite a …
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Party Poop 2015
It’s been a while since we poosted, I’ll give you that. It’s the Christmas break, but doesn’t mean we haven’t …
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Careless Carriage Crap
Excuse me bitch, would you mind not farting? It smells so rank, I think you are sharting. This train carriage …
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Confessions of a Crap Artist
Please excuse this fecal mess. I created this horror, I confess. I was going for something with art. But it …
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Butt Trumpet Medley
It was one of those days and one of those turds. So here I sit rhyming some crappy words. The …
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The Fecal Awakens
The force awakens and my butthole quake’ns. Like a mushy dark side turd, it’s power is stirred. The fecal force …
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Outward and Onward!
Something in this toilet is definitely askew. I bet the plumbing is jam packed with poo! The pipes are creaking, …
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