Burger was rich and delicious. And I was far from suspicious. But the eruption was late. Delayed fecal fate. This …

Yay! The Friday fecal is here. To my brown eye it brings a tear. I squat over the throne. Spray …

You dare not take a sniff… of this horrendous farted whiff. Heralding a rancid unloading. My gut is experiencing bloating. …

My rectum has been causing me a bit of grief. The stench is bad but thankfully it’s no queef. So …

Man your poo-post, that porcelain bowl will soon be toast! You must chug and chug, excrete that brown slug! You …

A rancid concoction exits my bowel. Upon it’s arrival the sewer beasts do howl. It’s a sloppy one of extreme …

When you feel the tingle in The Anoos, you’ll know it’s time to unload the poose. Wherever you are just …

The morning’s Nugget took a cruise. Down the pipes it did ooze. Across the seas and oceans wide. Washed far …

An overdose of this false, processed food. My body wishes it had already poo’d. The mistake of eating a chicken …

Rushed into the loo to do number two, what do I find? The seat’s covered in poo. I hold tight …

I’m backed into a corner with no where to run. But I have a secret weapon, a rumbling in my …

Stuck between my cheeks, And leaving some streaks… A soggy lump did sit. It wasn’t a full shit. But rather …

A sudden churning in the gut, Has left me in a bit of a rut. Bubbles start heading down south. …

This message has been brought to you by The Department of Fecal Affairs. I like a nice clean seat. Clear …

It’s the first of Feb, y’know what that means? A brand new month and a toilet bowl to clean. It …