Papa Poosepi The Fecal Dungeon of Doom
Struggling with the girth of a ghastly behemoth. I pushed and pushed and began to screamoth. What was inside refused …
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Like an Animal
Don’t you hate it when you are out… And suddenly your bowels begin to shout? “I need to poop!”, they …
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Flossing The Brown Canyon
I’m sitting here in disbelief. The following event was not brief. At my job, I was doing my work… When …
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Mississippi Steamboat
What you are about to read is a true story. Forever remembered in all its poo glory. It’s a tale …
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The Shattering Girth
A girthy log just left my ass. It shattered the porcelain like it was glass. I had to push because …
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Smellentine’s Day
On Smellentine’s Day we celebrate our pooetry love. To show it, we give our bowels a little shove. But if …
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Can’t We All Just Get Along?
Why do people soil the seat? It’s where we sit with planted cheeks. In times of need and in a …
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Gone Nukin’
All day long the gas was blowing. The magnitude of this turd was growing. The latest stench signalled to me loud …
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The Steam at Sheen
I’ll tell you a story and believe me, it’s no lie. I wouldn’t believe it if I didn’t come out …
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A Day at The Orifice
Upon the glorious throne, I sit. To ponder life and take a shit. I hardly slept last night a wink. …
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New Job Christening
The other day I started a brand new job, it wasn’t long before I christened it by taking a tremendous …
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Fecal Meditation
I currently sit to take a deuce… But I’m having trouble making it sleuce. My cheeks are planted but there’s …
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I Spy With My Brown Eye
I’ll tell you a story and believe me it’s true… About what I saw floating inside the loo. Something so …
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Poolution Solution
On the throne I sat to take a dump… Which blasted out in a magnificent clump. The porcelain cracked and …
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Mornings Done Right
Ah yes, the morning poo. It’s one of my favourite things to do. All the build up from the night …
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Poosepi’s Bad Choice
There’s just no time to get more paper. I’ll risk what’s there to clean this caper. It’s cold and raining …
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A Girthly Birth
Someone please help me I’m about to give birth, to a fecal baby of astonishing girth. It’s been over 24 …
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