Papa Poosepi The Throne and The Squid
Boy! What a gigantic turd I just did. It had as many logs as tentacles to a squid. And the …
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Two Days Critical
The past two days I’ve been at critical mass. Expelling fecal monsters from out my ass. Stinky and brown and …
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Resign To Bog?
Oi! Someone quickly find me a loo! I’ve been holding it in for an hour or two! Curse the duties …
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Pile-up on The South Poopway
There was a traffic jam from deep within. A massive pile-up waiting for the fecal bin. No matter how hard …
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Too Hot To Poop
Unfortunately, today is going to be quite hot. 34°C isn’t ideal to be making rectal snot. What we need is …
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Saturday Morning War
It’s time for me to take a ride. Blasting nutty chunks from my hide. Thunderous plops and monsoonal waves. One …
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Run Poosepi Run
Busting, I had to poop really bad… I was forced to clench like I never had. Several minutes away was the …
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Gimme a Minute
I’m finally free to plant my cheeks. I held on so long it began to seep. Into my jocks there …
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Why So Spicy?
Turds are such a wondrous thing. Except after eating chilli when your bunghole stings. You feel the heat all up …
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The Friday Frump
It’s finally Friday… the end of the week! That glorious thought makes my brown eye weep. Weep it does with …
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Socially Awkward
I had to rush to the loo… Because something monstrous began to brew. I could feel it churn from deep …
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The Public Enemy
I hurried off to take a poo. Looking for the nearest loo. The cramp grew strong and increased in pain. …
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Ready or Not
It’s a cold Monday morning for what it’s worth. And I’m about to deliver a hefty fecal birth. I could feel …
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The Constipation Consolation
Yesterday I was stuck with constipation. All my turds were filled with hesitation. No matter what I did I found …
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Fast Food Relief
Oh what joy… it’s time to poop! I get to void my bowels of chocolate goop. Last night’s dinner was …
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Phantom of The Poopera
Something escaped my ass as I drove. Its fumes where fiery to the nose. This could only mean there was …
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Fade To Scat
Turds they seem to float away. Whether solid or only spray. Lots of TP on the shelf. Is most important …
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The Homerun
Two strikes down and the bases were loaded. It was time for the porcelain to be eroded. I could feel …
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