I’ve returned with another atrocious rhyme. So here it drops now, a mass of oozing slime. It endlessly snakes out …

Here I am thinkin’ my shit don’t stink. But I’m automatically wipin’ before I think. It’s been yonks since we’ve …

Steve French is a fucking big cat. A single shit would fill a hat. Bubbles tries to keep him stoned. …

My brown eye gives a weep. For the treasures it does keep. When they’re taken from their home. Like a …

A shit you need to slay. So you’ll need to pray. From a night of indulgence. You’ll need condolence. Inner …

Awakening on my tropical island I try to chillax… But I feel like I’ve drunk a litre of turbo lax. …

Speeding down the road in nothing but my jocks. While I build up my collection of little brown rocks. I …

The constipation conspiracy was politically intense. A backlog of secrets, lies and poo so immense. I was deep in foreign …

Here’s a bag of lumpy brown taters. No need to wash em, that’s for haters. Fresh from the earth, these …

Laying in bed, I had a wonderful idea. A way to poo without creating a smear. Convenience is the issue, …

Too much hearty meat eaten the night before. Stockpiles in my bowels have grown much more. A nasty gas leak …

I find myself sitting at the daily grind. Squeezing one out from my stinky rind. It feels squishy, warm, nice …

Take deep breaths, in and out. Turtle head is brown like stout. Cautiously peering into the light. Relaxed, but ready …

This horrid stench I can no longer contain. Down south I’m feeling some serious pain. It’s like a never-ending torrent …

Droppin’ payloads, I’m creating a reek. This meaty session is far from weak. I regret not bringing in a gas …