Blockage of Brown
Those nachos tasted awesome going in… But gave me a gas stinking of pure sin. And the cheeseburger loaded with …
Those nachos tasted awesome going in… But gave me a gas stinking of pure sin. And the cheeseburger loaded with …
It’s best to never tempt your fate. Especially regarding your stinky date. But I’ve just birthed a runaway boulder! It …
The stars have aligned, my bowels are primed. Centuries have waited for this brown grime. Within me brews an epic …
Sometimes my doo has a really stale smell. Usually when I haven’t dumped in a spell. And the colour looks …
Menacing fart clouds predict an ominous storm. An ancient evil prophecy is about to be born. Now I’m dropping a …
The past must have been such a bore. Our forefathers never had cheeks this sore. The kids today can’t use …
Here is a terrible tale of a sickening brown fail… When I was pranked by a caca-cocktail. I had just …
We don’t care what the haters think. We write pooems and of course they stink! But amongst the rubble there’s …
I have a giant hole in my undies. If I squat you’ll see my grundies. If I bend over, you’ll …
Ever eat a chocolate bar while taking a dump? It feels strange, the exchange, coming outta the rump. A bizarre, …
The challenge is made, the challenge is issued. I grab my wand wrapped in toilet tissue. Papa Poosepi has challenged …
A snorter might rip, from a weak sphincter grip. And if you stain your pant, don’t throw a tant. It’s …
The Bog of a Million Riches… Has soiled countless britches. Due to lavish and extravagant lifestyle… And consumption of food …
So I’m dropping a load just like I normally would… When the last lump asks why he should. He is …
Ever planted your palm on the opposite wall? While wiping away the brown once and for all? Well, picture this …
Dude, I badly need to take a shit. My nostrils currently take the hit. Fart after fart I fear the …
Three poops in a day is a bit too much. And it hasn’t helped to soften the touch. My hole …
Pleasant is not a word I would use… To describe the scent of this ooze. Unlike any other dump I’ve …