Shizhard Wizard Fecal Freckles
If your throne is peppered with brown specks… You failed your duty of the loo respect. If a reckless rectal …
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Extruding The Noodle
In the land of the blind, one-eyed man is king. But in the bowl, only the brown eye will sing. So …
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The Fumes! The Fumes!
The Fumes! The Fumes! My sanity is consumed! The stink trapped in the bed… Is messing with my head. The …
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A Rumbling Below
A rumbling from down below… Signals something’s about to blow! Was it that Mexican enchilada? That made me a master …
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Poopare For War
In times of peace, you must poopare for war. So that is why I’m shittin’ on the floor! I’m not …
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A Bad Feeling
I have a bad feeling… From a fart I was peeling… It gave a resounding echo. I’ve had too many …
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Plunging To Death
I swear this plane just hit some rough turbulence… Just as I blasted away some lengthy flatulence. I’m miles above …
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The Purist Pooet
The Purist Pooet is dedicated to his art. Mentally preparing when he toots a fart. He’s committed to the pooetry …
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Abandon Shit!
In my gut, there’s a churning of boiling hot lava. Fuelled by chilli, beans and several cups of java. This …
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The Golden Throne
We all know the feeling of brown overflow… It’s a surging torrent that is raring to go. The levy will …
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Something’s Not Right
Something below doesn’t feel right. Something nearby smells of shite. The feeling is off and somewhat unsavoury. Is my crease …
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No Respect
I’m a couple coffees in when I feel the brown sin. If I don’t poop soon the fecal will claim …
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Heavy Shattin’
It seems like an age since we’ve written. But I can assure you we’re still shittin’. In fact, a wafting …
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Christening The Crapper
You may not believe this story that I tell… Because you did not witness the horrific smell. But trust me …
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A Fistful of Poop
I clench in my hand a fistful of poop. It’s a warm and soft mushy goop. The dog left me …
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A Meaty Brown Stew
This meaty brown stew, in the form of my poo. Its look and smell, sadly too well I knew. As …
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A Searing Hot Wound
I can’t handle chilli like I once could. Paprika leaves my nethers feeling not so good. If a meal is …
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