Decrepit dumps make the anus sore. Eventually the bogging becomes a chore. A behemoth browning, a shitful spawning. Sadly, this …

Packed and loaded, ready to go. This shit is full and about to blow. A stealthy fart heralds the incoming …

This Sunday evening dump. Makes a hefty watery lump. It’s a disgusting fecal spray. My porcelain left in dismay. Because …

No sooner had I touched down cheek to rim. Had my butthole yakked out the fecal swim. Such a vile …

As a new year comes and another year goes. Pure Pooetry continues with the fecal flows. Let us all welcome this …

I just did an almighty sneeze. It loosened the rectal sleaze. Now I’m checking my pants. For any fecal happenstance. …

Jim “The Jackhammer” Jones. Ate too many ice cream cones. Then he got the runs. Out from his buns. And …

Something I ate must have been too greasy. Now down south I’m feeling a little uneasy. Either that or the …

I am thankful I don’t have anuses for eyes. Brown weeping would dribble with my cries. It’s a damn good thing …

I just gave birth to a Goliath-sized poop. But the size is not how lowly I did stoop. The stink …

Egads! Turds raining from the sky! Panic as people flee and cry. Some slip on the gross grime. They’re covered …

I have a friend, his name is Fred. Aged 28, he still shits the bed. Now this Fred is a …

Ready to dunk the donut of disgrace. Clench your fists and pull a mean face. Grit your teeth and shake …

Thursday is here and you know what it means? I’ll unleash a brown spray fueled by baked beans. This day …