Shizhard Wizard Number Two: Part 2
A second poop in such quick succession. The number two must be an obsession. Nah, this is just a silly …
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Pizza Poop
I just greedily gobbled down an entire pizza. It was loaded with lots-a delicious meats-a. Not to mention many ingredients …
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Half Flush or Full?
A monster dump has a very specific need. Into a tiny bowl it will most certainly exceed. Now, do you …
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Shiny Shit
George Carlin gave us some advice. One such was simple yet quite precise… Put some tinsel in with your dog’s …
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Joining The A-Team
An asshole before me was not discreet. They’ve left urine all over the seat. This makes me so angry, it …
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Next To Godliness
They say cleanliness is next to godliness. A drink coaster saves me from the obvious. You see no one wants …
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Caca-Corpse
I just unloaded a whopping dump. So heavy, it made a loud thump. And when I extracted this meaty corpse. …
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Gas Chamber
Naked I stood there in my shower. The water jetting out on high power. It creates copious amounts of hot …
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Christening Redux
So Papa Poosepi had a New Job Christening. I betcha he didn’t leave the toilet glistening. Knowing him, I imagine …
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On The Spot
I’m composing this on the spot. A pooem about my rectal snot. It blasts out with great ease. Pungent stench …
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The Loch Ness Monster
The Loch Ness Monster is a foul brown beast. Devouring your corpse, it will have a feast. Later it will …
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On The Cusp
On the cusp of all the guests arriving… A brown unloading, I was not desiring. But lo and behold, I …
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Not Discreet
I thought this one would be short and sweet. Like a Silent But Deadly, but not discreet. However, when I …
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Regrettable Stink
I peel the undies from my rump. It’s time to release an epic dump! It falls heavy to the water …
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Bowel Beans
These beans that come from the bowel… Have a stink that is most utterly foul. Opening a can of bean …
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Appoociation
This toilet paper is flimsy and weak. But without it, I’d be up shit’s creek. So I appoociate what I’ve …
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Shit’s Outta Control
Shit’s blowing up, shit’s outta control. My ass smoulders with brown charcoal. The mess it made is hard to describe. …
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Beastly and Wild
As inappoopriate as this may be… The following really happened to me. Or should I say my rear end? Something …
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