Shizhard Wizard Shitful Frown
I wear a sorry, shitful frown. For these bowels went to town… On my clean whitey-tighties. No longer feel nice …
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Arts and Crafts
Like the timeless masters, I suffer for my art. And there it is, the sound of a painful fart. It …
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Brown Splatters
Brown splatters, a sickly batter. Why does this brown mess matter? Eruption sudden, a rush and floodin’. I rapidly press …
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A Stinky Mistake
I took a quick break, to release a brown snake, but what came out was rancid mush. This awful gooey …
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Monster Dump
I just unloaded this monster dump. It splashed down with a mighty thump. In the bowl, violent ripples. My anus …
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Boulder of Brown
I think my bowels are off. They just let out a cough. Then I birthed a monstrous boulder. And now …
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Fat Brown Rhymes
I got my papers and I got my bling. Soon out my anus brown will sing. But I don’t wanna …
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Fecalphobia
Some people have a fear of scat. It’s quite irrational to be like that. A stain on the porcelain makes …
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Buttweiser Beer
This pud’s for you! A liquid steaming poo. You won’t get drunk. It’s just rear spunk. This frothy number two. …
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Sliders / Telepootation
I built myself a teleport machine. Not just to keep my ass nice and clean… But so I can poop …
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A Pickle To Crimp
I knew a dude, who ate so much food, his bowels were ready for slaughter. But when pooping time came, …
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Crazy Craps
I have a friend who I suspect is insane. He loves to fill his pants with brown rain. Even when …
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A Southern Itch
I have this itch down below. It’s where hands should never go. This damn itch must be located. Maybe it’s …
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