Shizhard Wizard Doodoo-Depression
I’m so doodoo-depressed. Look at these pants I’ve messed. And I’m down in the brown dumps. Even my deuce sags and slumps. …
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Poopetually
There was a man named Jack Smith. His pants contained a terrible whiff. Near him you had to hold your …
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There’s No Hamster
I have this awful itch… It’s making me twitch. I’ve taken tablets in case of worms. But I still twist …
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Half A Tonne
The day is nearly done. As is the goo in my bum. It’s been cooking for hours. Gaining it’s stinky …
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The Yuleturd Log
It was Christmas eve and all was well. Except for my gut, it began to swell. I knew it was time, …
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The Morning After
I awoke suddenly on the throne… To the sound of my butt’s moan. I’d fallen asleep trying to poop. But …
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One Fatal Mistake
Straight to the toilets after lunch. Undies were in such a bunch. My butt was having a bit of a …
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Rear Reindeer Smear
It’s that time of season, it’s that time of year. When Santa’s reindeers leave a sickly smear. They fly in …
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What a Gentleman
The dude in the cubicle next to mine… Just finished and flushed away his slime. Then I heard him using …
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Bestial Bog Redux: The Poossession
My butt has been poosessed by a foul beast. It’s back there, lurking in my rear crease. It has been stinking …
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Bubble and Squeak
Bubble and Squeak is not for the meek. Causing your poop to grotesquely reek. In fact, it will give you …
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Slurry in a Hurry
I gotta find some porcelain, I gotta find it fast. I’ve got a brown delivery and I fear it’s gonna …
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That Missed Feeling
“It’s been ages since I had that feeling.” I said to myself, as a fart was peeling. It’s been too …
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Down South
Way down south they have a special sauce. It can fill your undies with pooper’s remorse. Not for the tame, …
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Anger Management
This work shiz has got me frustrated. It’s time to unload the goop agitated. I’m dealing with some real nincompoops. …
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Erroneous Beef
Inpooduction ? ? ? Folks, I have for you a sickening tale. About how my pants became so stale. It’s …
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Monster-Butt-Egg-Hatcher
Bowels are heavy, butthole is tight… But something awful is about to take flight. I imagine inside, all the blobs …
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