Count Dumpula Brown Shower Flower
I literally just took a shit in the shower. All I needed was some water to sprout my brown flower. …
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Abhorrent Soft Serve Ripple
I’ve found myself in a bit of a pickle. As I can’t stop the release, of this brown soft serve …
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The Splatterfiend
The Splatterfiend has returned from the grave. And brought with him, his anus, to misbehave. A pungent cocktail of feces …
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Take The Fall
I can’t tell where the blood stopped and the poo started. I blew my hole out, when I farted. It was …
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Dragon’s Breath
I don’t know what to do about this burning sensation. It feels like fire made of brown poo menstruation. I …
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The Dance of Poo
I sat down squarely, my weight distributed fairly. Dropped my pants and started the great poo dance. At first just …
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Brown Fecal Stew
I thought I’d go up for a routine poo. But I received so much more, a brown fecal stew. I …
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Rubble Trouble
Today I’ve hit a bit of a snag. There is no TP in this toilet, not even a rag. It …
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Unconventional Plop
An unconventional time to plop, in the middle of work I had to stop. I ran with all might and …
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Without Much Grime
I finally sorted out a pooem to write. A majestic tale, all covered in shite. It’s been a while between …
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The Urge To Vomit
Suddenly the urge to vomit from my rear. Everything happens in a blink, uncontrollable diarrhea. Overly exhausted, there is nothing …
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Brown Murky Hell
I actually don’t know what to write anymore. As there is sweat on the seat that I can’t ignore. It’s …
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Early Warning
I got a warning. Early this morning. That something was wrong. with a foul smell so strong. With a spring …
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Bog and Turd’s Boggus Adventure
What seemed like a normal trip through time. Has taken a turn for the worst, ending in fecal slime. Such …
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The Cliffs of Dover
Sudden churn of the stomach has me moving to the throne. With a pain like this, I definitely should not …
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Chocolate Factory
It took a while, but the factory is finally open. The chocolate factory that is, and the gate is broken. …
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Stain For Poopoo Pain
Oh dear God, what’s happening in this loo!?! I’m sharting water, barely even a poo! To go along with this …
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