It’s been a while, but I’m on the mend. Away too long, from pooems from my end. My first drop …

Pooem concept by Papa Poosepi. The gloves are off now as I enter round two. A furious oppoonent, Rocky Balboga …

And with a sickening twist… My bowels announced with mist… A disastrous bog… Like corn on a cob. It’s rippled …

Finally, it’s happened for the first time today! I get to sit on my ass and release my spray! It’s …

I sat there percolating my first coffee of the day. When suddenly it erupted in a brown spray. Like a …

I sit on the throne and begin to wonder. It’s been a while for a pooem about brown thunder. Being …

Ohhh my lord what a terrible sight. The toilet defiled in blood and shite. Usually this sight would have me …

I did scream, I did shout. From my anus, began to sprout. A breath of fresh air… Released from my …

The Clash of The Titans happened on this day. When I ventured to the throne to release my brown spray. …

Ohh good glaven it’s been a while… And so I sit here with a devilish smile. A fragrant poop, not …

Expelling poo is generally an easy task. As the plops leave independently from your ass. Though sometimes you can run …

A strange bubbling noise with a texture of curdled milk. What I am passing is most certainly not silk. An uncomfortable …

It ebbed and it flowed, out from my bowels, it started to explode. It flew out at speed, I couldn’t …

My sweaty crack was the first warning. From my gaping hole, a terrible dawning. Dropping bombs like it was Hiroshima. …

The veins in my neck started to pop… As the fecal matter began to drop. A massive task, a heavy …

A horrible funk began to explode… And out from ass, a giant brown chode. My ass has sprung a terrible …