Count Dumpula 360° Brown
Like a scene in a movie stuck on repeat… Someone had trouble, there’s sweat on the seat. But the urge …
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Bearing Fruit
Coming this summer to a toilet near you… The greatest pooems written on the subject of poo. Three brave pooets set …
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The Monster
There’s a monster brewing in my bowel. Its haunting shrieks begin to growl. A sudden stab and the movements start. …
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Tried So Hard
Ever tried so hard but to no avail? Releasing your brown at the pace of a snail? Well, fear not …
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Slop and Drop
I was on my way to the local shop. When suddenly I had to stop. A voice from within that …
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Between The Pipes
It’s been a while between the pipes. A blockage so big, I need more wipes. First round was easy, just …
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Spicy Chilli Bum Bullets
I start this day with a little spice… As my bum gives warning not once but twice. The time is …
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Enormous Girth
A horrible funk came out from me, I realised I had to sit down this time to pee. A warning …
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Mighty Fine Splash
There I was, off in my own little world. When something abhorrent occurred and started to curl. Inside it twisted, …
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Grizzle Drizzle
I whimper and I whine and I start to grizzle. As out from my anus, leaks a brown poo drizzle. …
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Right On Queue
Two days in and I’m right on queue. Out from my anus brown colour did spew. Five weeks away was …
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Flush or Blush
I sit here in the cubicle all warm and sweaty. Out from my anus sleuths some greasy spaghetti. It leaves …
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Crappy Nappy
I went to lay my head down to start to sleep. When suddenly a torrential poo began to seep. I …
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Poo Years Resolution
It was the poo years resolution that got me to writing. For I’d been on a break from porcelain smiting. …
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An Offensive Ruin
Well I’m back on track to deliver this pooem. Straight from my anus, an offensive ruin. Too much food and …
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Merry Turdness
Well it’s Christmas time and I should spread some joy. But instead, I spread the colour of soy. Three days …
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Tear Scare
The tear scare happened and you should have seen my face. Between the paper and butthole my finger did misplace. …
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Deep Brown Poos
There was a horrible sensation down in the depth. There was no hope for me, no way to prep. A …
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