Count Dumpula Terrible Fright
The seat’s already warm as I plant my cheeks. Not a moment too soon as my taint squeaks. A release …
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Battlefield of Brown
This chud is large and takes up much space. The pushes of agony contorts my face. Its chunks are large, …
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Toilet Befriended
A little purrrrrt! Before the squirt. It came with such ease there was no hurt. It suddenly ended, the toilet …
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Thick, Pungent and Wet
Such a beautiful day, what a wonderful morning. Suddenly ruined, by a terrible spawning. My coight opened, leaving a gaping …
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Seal of Apooval
It finally broke, my seal of appooval. The unfortunate remains will need removal. The cold embrace of the seat on …
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This is Shit
I have nothing smart to say about this pooem. It’s stuck and its hot. This is shit. End.
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A Man Named Trevor
A terrible start to this brown endeavour… This throne was defiled by a man named Trevor. Alas our mash, has …
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Fecal Porn
The scene was set, the seat was warm. The perfect set, for this fecal porn. A gaping hole, a huge …
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Back To Work
Here I am back at work, when suddenly I start to twerk. I rush to toilet in a moment of …
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1 + 1 = POO!
The fuel for this bog is awfully strong. I have attempted something so very wrong. I did not flush the …
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Those Still Loyal
This shit was cast with mindless aggression. I’d hoped it would calm, with some suppression. But too much anger from …
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A Terrible Seeping
It’s 3am and I should be sleeping. Instead from my coight, a terrible seeping. With an almighty pain, and a …
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Putrid Mess
It slipped and it slurmed, a torrenting brown stream. As I released this brown with a devilish scream. Three coffees …
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Solid Chunks
Early morning I started to spray. Solid clumps of brown flew away. Hilarious sounds accompanied this dump. A rectal orchestra …
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Double Flush
What a glorious sight, a toilet bowl so clean. Once I’m finished, it won’t have that sheen. A warning shot …
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Deafening Shout
With a deafening shout, my poo did sprout. It’s enormity in size, my anus’ demise. With its foul stink, my …
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Sleuthing Shitting Sloth
Four coffees deep and I’m touching cloth. It sleuths out slowly just like a sloth. The stench is pungent, heavy …
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