I can barely stand, so here I sit. And not a moment too soon as I begin to shit. It’s …

It’s taken longer than usual for this poo to arrive, it actually was a big surprise. My body went cold …

Memories all that left behind, as I leave the intestines. Little do they know, I can hear their choice to …

The seat is cold and strangely wet. Probably from some other’s cheeky sweat. It makes me nervous but my poo …

Today is my lucky day, first cab off the ranks to realise my brown spray. Some solid, some soft, some …

Prepared for the worst I left for the loo, feeling like I’d burst I tripped on my shoe. Luckily I …

And off I go, although a slow start. Eventually, I start to shart. This one’s a doozy and smells sweet. …

The smell of egg has filled the air. As I make brown without a care. This dump is disgraceful… The …

Not even the cold could prevent this power, from out of my coight rained a brown shower. The only thing …

You know that image that you get, of someone making sausages, and the meat is all wet? Well that’s exactly …

This brown was nice, relaxing at first, but then I saw red and started to burst. A remake of a …