While taking a dump, it caught my eye.
Something on the wall, and not a fly.

And it wasn’t graffiti or some scrawling.
The sight of this nearly had me bawling.

It was a brown skid, smeared and gory.
How’d it get there? I don’t know its story.

Not a big smear, but why is it on the wall?
I assume the culprit is a dirty neanderthal.

How could such a disgraceful thing happen?
Maybe the clumsy oaf fumbled their crappin’?

I hope whoever did it gets some bad karma.
Cos this stain is certainly no charmer.

I’d like to think the offending person…
Got it on themselves, and their day did worsen.

Or even dropped the soiled paper on their shoe.
And they never work out why they stink of poo!