Shizhard Wizard Johnny “Blood in my Stool” Jones
Let me introduce you to a friend of ours. After taking huge dumps he takes bows. His name is Johnny …
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Do The Home Runny
Gut is a whirlwind spinning without end. X-ray of bowels reveals a sickly blend. Churning increases, eruption is at hand. …
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Jake The Snake
There was a man named Jake. Out his butt crawled a little snake. The snake’s head was clean lopped off. …
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Conjuring The Caca
With a wave of my wand and a puff on my pipe. I cast this spell, much like performing a …
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Battle Cry of Bog
Rally the troops. Gather the poops. It’s time to sit and fight. Make these shits smite. Flood them with brown …
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Casting The Brown Stones
The pooets back home held fast the pooetry fort. Papa drops loads and The Count provides support. Doodoo Dave has …
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Fountains of Slime
A stench wafts upward from the fountains of slime. I’m aghast knowing the grotesque aroma is mine. It’s fluid yet …
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Double Whammy
I just unloaded a double whammy. Splash soaked my jewelled family. The gross girth of these evil twins. Couldn’t miss …
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Fecal Folly
A blistering barrage of cabbage carriage. To bacon and eggs, should never make marriage. It results in a relentless and …
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A Dollop of Doo
Scooped here this dollop of doo. Certainly not an ingredient for stew. My face screws up from the stench. And …
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Nuggety Poopeteer
Soaring high from a mega rectal blast. The fuel from this is all in my past. About a week ago …
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Shades of Brown
I’m gonna haveta sign up to one of these gyms. I’m not dropping enough solid Slim Jims. I’ve been told …
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Skids Skids Skids
Skids galore, I deplore. Don’t leave that shit on the floor. Dirty stain, is a pain. Making a mess you …
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The Brawny Burrito and Spicy Meatball
A rich, full meal of exotic flavours. Got my bowels fuelled with the vapors. Several types of meats and gravies. …
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How’d You Like Them Crapples?
This nasty tree bears rotten fruit. The kind that makes your butt toot. Be wary of this crappy fruit tree. …
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Crappy Crab Walk Cramps
I didn’t get the chance to poop at all yesterday. So I had a big load waiting in my brown …
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