Shizhard Wizard Rancid Salami
I grunt out this huge boulder. Such force my cheeks smoulder. Into the bowl the brown rock dives. No water …
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Late Night Lingers
It’s way past bedtime and I can’t sleep. Trouble in my bowels, a poo does creep. It nags and taunts …
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Crappy Klaxon
A bellowing burst of gas suddenly erupts. Rudely into the conversation it interrupts. This blaring klaxon has a deafening echo. …
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Saturday Soggies
It’s Saturday, my favourite day of the week. So first thing I do is release a gassy reek. Y’know you …
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Campbell’s Chunky Caca Soup
It’s time for me to unleash a mighty poop. Little did I know it was a mixture of fecal soup. …
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The Flaming Bag
Here’s the prank known as The Flaming Bag. It’s an all-time favourite doodoo gag! What a great prank! What a …
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Trumpeting Shart
I awoke in shock to the sound of a fart blast. Something loud broke my sleep so steadfast. But the …
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Pooets Block
I have a serious case of pooets block. Maybe I’ve run out of fecal stock? Nah that can’t be it, …
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Slow Sludge Fudge
Oh no, I’m stuck with a bit of a shitty problem. Need a quick dump but it’s a slow brown …
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Gulp n Plop
Quickly, grab your coffee. It’s time to make sour toffee. Take a big swig, take a huge gulp. Insides work …
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Grits n Bits
Now here’s a little ditty. About the pooey gritty. The gravy and the grits. Get stuck with lumpy bits. In …
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Coffee is My Fuel
Coffee is my friend, coffee is my fuel. If I drink enough I’ll fill the brown pool. It goes down …
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When it Rains it Pours
When it rains it pours… And my butt does not snore! Cos out floods a tremendous load. No warning, nothing …
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Wretched Fecal Bagel
Here’s yet another sloppy baguette. This fecal pastry reeks of spaghet. Baked to poofection, a caca-culinary masterpiece. With an inner …
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Sloppy Baguette
A disgusting monster used this toilet before me. The grotesque stains make it clear to see. This foul being had …
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Poolitical III: Movers and Shakers
Here come the movers and shakers. They are the sinister bowl breakers. Shattering your rights and fecal freedom. Controlling our …
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The Evening Stink Lingers
I’m at it again, here’s another poo for tonight. I can’t sleep with a lingering stinky fright. The smell told …
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The Evening Bog
Ahhh, the glorious evening bog. After putting in a hard day’s slog. You’ve retired for the day. Now the poo …
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