This soggy brown potato mash. Is more a concrete-like hard crash. I’ll need an ice cream scoop. To remove the …

Ate so much I was truly well fed. So much so I birthed a shit head. Leaving it felt like …

My bowels attacked by mysterious forces. Sinister fecal churning and evil causes. This shit-storm brewing is ready to break. An …

Man’s best friend has unique poo. But sometimes it’s a runny stew. Like a soft serve or fruit puree. From …

This is a Pure Pooetry Collabpooration between Shizhard Wizard, Papa Poosepi and Count Dumpula!  Here’s a triple unloading from the …

This solid log drops. Into the water it plops. Deep thud is heard. Like lead, a heavy turd. On the …

In prison, everyone can hear you poop. So little privacy while you drop goop. You’ll become the master of the …

When you want a delicious cinematic treat. Without getting out of your comfy seat. Look no further than this salty, …

Coming atcha wit another rhyme. This filthy fecal stained like grime. I’m all like, “man dis ass gotta blast.” So …

I planted my ass to squeeze out a poo. But what came out belongs in the zoo. Open your mind, …

As I take the porcelain seat I announce “All aboard!” Now commences the flight of the brown concord! We take …

I’m sitting on the toilet, drinking a beer. Yes, at the same time as pooping from my rear. It’s called …

Pure Pooetry just turned two. So I release a twin rear spew. Keeping with this theme. I let out a …

Hello brownness my old friend. I’d come to squeeze one out again. The scent was planted in my brain. It …