Papa Poosepi The Raging Storm
My eye of brown began to weep, as a toxic gas began to seep. Something has made my coight quite …
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A Penny in The Pudd (Rhyme With Wood)
There was a penny in the pudd. From my bowels exploded mud. It caused me pain as it duz. When …
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A Whippy and A Drippy
It’s my first poo of the day. It’s completely solid and there is no spray. It quite easily began to …
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The Ancient Asstecs
The ancient Asstecs were an interesting species, they knew everything there was when it came to feces. They could predict …
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A Hole in One
I walked the stairs to go to the loo, the whole time dropping my guts while trying not to poo. …
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A Not So Solid Plan
A very healthy and chunky deuce, made its way out of my caboose. It took a while but it did …
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Fecal Street
My cheeks were planted like a tree, But instead of pooing I began to pee. This was truly an awkward …
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A Hoity Toity
A hoity toity was released from my coighty. It looked like mud but in fact was chud. Such a stinkerino …
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Poo & E=mc2
I go to the toilet and what do I see? A long black hair looking at me. It lay in …
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An Easy Movement
The gas blew as I made my way, fingers crossed I wasn’t getting a spray. I made safety and sat …
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A Morning Glory
Early morning and I’m two coffees down. It’s time for me to go lay some brown. I plant my cheeks …
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The Great Aussie Poo-per-que
I sent out the invitations to my Poo-per-que. As the date drew near I panicked and wondered what to do. …
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A Hell of a Time
My stomach grumbled telling me it was time. All the caffeine I consumed had my bowels primed. So I made …
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Morning Gory
It was that time for morning glory. With how my stomach felt I knew it would be gory. My stomach …
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The Drizzle of Fire
A fiery drizzle began to ooze, this type of dump I would never choose. My ring is burning though the …
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