Papa Poosepi Paid in Full
My cheeks were planted and my turd exploded. I have no doubt the porcelain will be eroded. It was a …
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On A Mission
It’s such a great feeling the morning glory dump. And especially being Wednesday the weekly day of hump. It’s cool …
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The Pooper’s Groove
The trumpet sounds as I plant my cheeks, and my snake like deuce begins to peek. But wait it’s stubborn …
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Freshly Baked Pie
To kick things off the wind began to blow. Eventually a brown began to slowly grow. It was shaped like …
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The Chuddniks
A greasy chuddnik began to poke. So I dropped my dacks and put on my cloak. But suddenly chuddnik got …
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A Glorious Sheen
I got into my favourite position. And aimed my coight with deadly precision. I relaxed my anus and let it …
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Conceded Defeat
There was a thunderous explosion from my rear. Indicating to me that a deuce was near. So I made my …
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Almost Tragic
My cheeks approached the toilet seat, and before they planted out came my grief. A mammoth mound of sour mash, …
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Lest We Forget
My poo filled bowels began to rumble and then my turds began to tumble. One by one they entered the …
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The Fecal Serpent
A long brown jelly snake, left my anus and made the bowl shake. This fearsome creature only seldom seen, from …
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The Pootective
I hadn’t taken a dump all day. Until I got home and began to spray. Such an explosion of terrifying …
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The Highway Turd: Part III
I was a damn builder blocking toilets with my hide. Where poop and water did collide. Dropping logs into the …
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The Highway Turd: Part II
I was a sailor. Flushing deuces with the tide. On the porcelain at sea I did abide. My deuces sailed …
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A Work of Shart
Nice and easy is how it went. Little to no energy was spent. A small backfire sent the poo sliding. …
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Scatastrophic Failure
I’m experiencing unpleasant rectal behaviour. All day long I’ve had scatastrophic failure. Things are exploding out my taint. If they …
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The Fecal Road
While I was walking the fecal road. I heard a noise that resembled a toad. Oh no I thought… it …
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250 P.S.I.
Feeling great pressure I opened the gate of chud. And filled the bowl with rectal mud. It was backed with …
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Dr. Poopenstein
While I sat I heard a squeak. Not from the throne but between my cheeks. Suddenly the squeak did stop …
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