Papa Poosepi Extinguishing The Flame
Oh the pain of this fiery, brewing turd! Too much spice and caffeine is quite absurd. The cramping of my …
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The Bittersweet
Monday mornings are bitter sweet, when there’s a massive deuce to excrete. I’m not even an hour in, now I …
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In The Nick of Time
I made it home just in the nick time. My stomach growling, my bowels primed. I just sat down and …
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Bothered & Hot
This stall is so hot and isn’t fun. It feels like I’m pooing on the sun. The beads of sweat …
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The Rage Borry
This day sucks I wish I could turn the page. But instead, I’ll take a borry of rage. It’s the …
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A Home Run
This will be a most epic shat. It feels like my bowels contain a baseball bat. I sit on down …
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Royal Treatment
I sat down and closed my eyes. Bracing myself for a fecal surprise. Was it going to be big or …
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Greasy Caper
Oh the sheer magnitude, of this bog that is quite rude. I raced to plant my hairy cheeks, what was …
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Short & Sweet
I just took a deuce with impeccable sheen! With only one wipe I’m now squeaky clean.
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Oh The Joys
I really like to take a poo. There’s nothing else I’d rather do. It’s very peaceful while you wait. It’s …
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Just in Time
There I was enjoying my coffee, while my bowels were secretly brewing toffee. I began to feel the morning glory, …
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No Pain No Gain
As my deuce slid out my crack, I felt a horrible crunch in my back. My deuce then dropped and …
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The Poolantic Ocean
Here I sit upon the throne… Soon to the ocean, my bowels will be known. Before long a mighty eruption. …
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Chinese Poo Year
Today is Chinese Poo Year. You think I’m lying but I’m sincere. It’s celebrated with giant fudge dragons. People usually …
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A Vulgar Display of Poower
How could my coight be so cruel? It’s emitting some sort of spicy drool. Then out of nowhere a mighty …
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Amusing Yet Not
I think this toilet was recently used. I really hope it wasn’t abused. With situations like this I’m not amused. …
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Advance Poostralia Fair
Poostralians all let us excrete, Chunky browns and golden pee. We’ve shiny por-ce-lain to use, Our bowels are completely free. …
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