Papa Poosepi The Ripsnorter
Rumor had it the toilets were occupied. I really had to go but couldn’t so I almost cried. My chud …
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The Royal Duty
Today has had a lot of pootential. But one thing’s been missing and it’s kind of essential. There’s been no …
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A Lesson Learned
It took two flushes to wash down, my explosive monsoon coloured brown. I knew I was in trouble before I …
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Fecal Brick Layer
Twiddly dee twidly dum an enormous brown has left my bum. An instant stench that is quite thick, emitting from …
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A Fecal Display of Power
A terrifying display of fecal power, as chocolate rain began to shower. It was a storm reaching critical mass, a …
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Fecal Restitution
I’m taking a bog, a horrendous log, It’s stretching my taint and I think I will faint. A huge eruption …
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10 Pin Boweling
It’s my first poo of the day. All words fail me except HOORAY! Why it’s taken this long I’m stumped. …
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No Hard Feelings
My taint was tight and the room was quiet, as I braced for this fecal riot. The air grew still …
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The Fecal King
I’m dropping this bog like it’s hot. A delicious bowl of rectal snot. It’s gushing like a monsoon rain. Completely …
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Sad But Poo
My throne today has been a lonely place. I’m just now taking my first poo of the day… what a …
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The Secret of Poo Glory
Morning Glory hallelujah. I’m currently sitting on the pooper. It’s tightly bound from wonderful caffeine. It’s 6 inches wide… well …
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The Poocredible Hulk
In my bowel was a raging bulk. I guess you could say it was the Poocredible Hulk! It caused such …
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Papa’s Poonut Butter
Papa Poosepi is the name and excreting excrement is the game. Voiding my bowels is what I do. I then …
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A Poomance
What is currently working its way out of my ass, in the fecal world is nothing but class. It has …
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The Defiler
Such an enormous deuce does await. I’ve pushed so hard I’ve got shakes. I’m in some pain and a lot …
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A Coke of a Problem
Something like a propane tank just came out my ass. Never in my life before have I passed such a …
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A Fecal Rodent
A wonderful thing just occurred. My stomach rumbled and my vision blurred. This to me is how I know… That …
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