This toilet smells like rancid mould. Bt at least the seat is nice and cold. I sure do hate these …

It’s my first poo of the day. I hope I don’t get a spray. Nor do I want a burning …

Strange things are happening in toilet town. Far from the norm of the trusted brown. Logs go sideways instead of …

Count Dumpula told us a fascinating tale. He fought Rocky Balboga but sadly did fail. But credit is needed where …

It’s wonderful touching down with your cheeks… After a long weekend eating 5kg of meat. It started with a jumbo …

I’ll tell you a story and believe me it’s true. I was having a cigarette and needed to poo. I …

I wish I could start with something funny… But instead all I got was very runny. The pressure did build …

I’ve taken many a turd as of late, and every time they end with the same fate. They all start …

It’s quite a warm uneasy morn. I wonder what type of fecal demon shall spawn. My Chromus Domus has began …

This is addressed to all my fellow fecal brethren. In my absence, you mighta thought I went to heaven.  Such …

I felt an explosion go off in my pants, so I raced to toilet to perform a dance. This dance …

A thunderous bog churned within, I held on with all my strength but it began to grow thin. Surely I …

What just happened is totally absurd, Let me explain about this turd. I just sat to pinch a growler, I …

Slimy, shiny and tainted green, it’s like a nightmare not a dream. Sloppy, stinky and like a slurry, is what …