I’ve so much anger deep I side, and it’s about to blast from out my hide. Nuggets of rage and …

I think I just prolapsed my chute, that stinky tunnel from which you poop. I felt tremendous pain due to …

I’ve been gone a while but have no fear, the Pooetry is coming back, blasting from my rear. Those tender …

Arriving at work I abruptly knew, I needed a toilet so I could poo. Each second that past felt like …

On its way was a deuce of mammoth proportions… So I knew had to exercise extreme caution. With a violent …

It’s now the time when I say hooray, and plant my cheeks and begin to spray. But all of a …

Two coffees in and away we go… Sending turds to the depths below. Just like that fecal pressure was built… …

It was a cold, dark and dreary morning, I could feel deep down below something evil was spawning. Like the …

Ah, what a day. Never before have I had an early spray. Devious it was at this hour. Restricted it …

A gentle push for motivation, is helping sooth my constipation. The two large pizzas went down a treat, but I …

It’s freezing cold tell me am I dreaming? I’ve just taken a deuce and it’s started steaming! What’s going on…I …

My fecal alarm sounds telling me it’s urgent, in my bowels I have slimy pooturgent. I get to the throne …

There’s plenty of freaks in this world, but when I think of certain type it makes me want to hurl. …

I arrive at work and have my smoke, what I say next is not a joke. An enormous pain in …